After 2 nights of no memorable dreams, last night definitely made up for it.
It hard to remember exactly what order everything happened in, since there was no chronological meaning to the dream. But here it goes...
I was with a bunch of people, it looked like we were at maybe Hogwarts (not that it was a magical place or anything, it just looked like what Hogwarts does in the HP movies). Me and a BYU class were at this artificial wave pool and there was a warehouse next to it. Brad was taking a "survival swimming class" where they throw you into this big wave pool with giant waves and simulate trying to swimming in a storm on the ocean. This leads into the warehouse, where people are trying to escape getting eaten by alligators/crocodiles (I don't know the difference other than they are in roughly different geographic locations, and I think the snout is different?). Well, apparently, Brad and I had a huge pet dinosaur that's hiding in the warehouse. It's a friendly one, doesn't eat people. But we need to keep him safe from others who would hurt him (I think this came from watching How To Train Your Dragon last night) because he was big and really scary looking. We pet him, and them leave the warehouse.
As we are walking home, which is in the big castle, we walk past a class playing air soccer. It's basically this soccer game, but the ball is about twice the size of a big beach ball, and instead of kicking it, you hit it with your head to keep it in the air. If it touches the ground, it's a foul. There is only 2 girls playing, 1 already there plus me when Brad and I join in. the teacher doesn't like girls, so he's always calling fouls on us and trying to get us kicked out and to leave the class. I tell Brad I don't like the teacher, so I'm going to go home. besides, I'm not feeling well.
I get inside the castle, and it's a big ballroom set up for a dinner party. Some celebration, don't know what it's for. People, start coming in and sitting down, but I go to use the bathroom. For some reason, I take a pregnancy test, and it comes up with a solid pink line and a dashed pink line, which means positive. I'm terrified; we're so not ready for another kid yet! I wrap up the test with a bow and set it in Brad's seat. But Brad's not coming; I check the test results again, and if you tip the test one way, then the lines flow that way, and if you tip it the other way, the lines flow the other way. there's a message blinking on the screen that says "test results expire after 5 minutes." Great. now I don't know if I'm pregnant or not... then I think to myself, "Hey, I think I'm dreaming. I'm not pregnant."
Then I wake up, need to use the bathroom, and just because I knew I had dreamed about taking a pregnancy test, I decide to take one. It has two pink lines, which seem to be on a pin wheel mechanism inside the test. I guess this means it's positive again. But I start thinking..."Pregnancy tests don't do this... I must be dreaming again. Ok, marie... time to wake up for real and stop freaking yourself out." I start pinching myself and I'm back in my bed. "oh good, it was just a dream. I need to use the bathroom. I think we have a couple pregnancy tests left, prehaps I should use one since I'm dreaming about them so much." So, I get up and go to the bathroom, take another pregnancy test. It's positive again, but now the test is talking to me... singing... "You're gonna have a BAY-BEE! You're gonna have a BAY-BEE!" seriously, what the heck is going on??? I must be dreaming again. How do I wake up??? Am I going to be trapped in this crazy pregnancy test taking land forever??? It's like Groundhog's Day, only I find out I'm pregnant over and over agian!!!
Eventually, I really do wake up. Brad's already in the shower, and the munchkin is still asleep. Whew. Gotta use the bathroom. My mind is racing-- are my dreams trying to tell me something??? But before I use the bathroom, I realize-- low and behold, I've gotten my period. Thanks, Mother Nature. Good news though, I'm NOT pregnant. At least not right now. Whew!
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